opens window curtains, takes 50 selfies in natural light, closes window curtains
guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers?
Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.
He don’t give a shit.
And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu
What a serious of unnecessary events
sometimes i wonder what would have happened if dylan hadn’t gone into acting
and i realise… he’d probably be a famous youtuber and we’d all be even more screwed
NOT FUNNY APRIL FOOLS JOKES
- fake coming outs
- fake suicide
- fake crushes
- stuff that could hurt someone emotionally or physically
HILARIOUS APRIL FOOLS JOKES
- putting googly eyes on stuff
- putting only ONE ice cube in someone’s drink when they asked for a COUPLE