wake me up before you leave.

Things will always work out in the end. If it doesn't, its not the end.

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phatamy:

urietarded:

textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing 

chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket




getyourassbeat:

opens window curtains, takes 50 selfies in natural light, closes window curtains









i-dont-have-to-do-boo:

peabodysfedora:

detectivewho:

dblaksle:

guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? 

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I do.

Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.

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He don’t give a shit.

And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu

Yep

What a serious of unnecessary events




thatsthefrailtyofgenius:

sometimes i wonder what would have happened if dylan hadn’t gone into acting

and i realise… he’d probably be a famous youtuber and we’d all be even more screwed




somehow-saving-you:

midorieyes:

Clients From Hell is my new favorite website omg.

Can we make that snowflake more manly.




dracomalfyaoi:

NOT FUNNY APRIL FOOLS JOKES

  • screamers
  • fake coming outs
  • fake suicide
  • fake crushes
  • stuff that could hurt someone emotionally or physically

HILARIOUS APRIL FOOLS JOKES

  • rickrolling
  • putting googly eyes on stuff
  • putting only ONE ice cube in someone’s drink when they asked for a COUPLE



lampsarepeopletoo:

when you reblog something risky and you need to cover it up with some more reblogs but there is nothing good on your dash

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